Yes, there are actually laws in the U.S. that control everything you do, even in the bedroom. If you’ve ever been curious about what it takes to break the law in bed, then give this list of illegal sex acts in the U.S. a quick run through.
The first of illegal sex acts has repercussions for every Christian in Bakersfield, California. It may seem small-minded to limit a law based on a specific religion anywhere in the U.S., but the law itself relies on religion to exist. It is illegal in this Californian city to have sex with the devil. That’s right, so if you’re Jewish, Buddhist, or really any other religion, then you have nothing to worry about! If you’re Christians though, be warned, having sex with the devil just might get you put in a living hell before the metaphysical one.
This may seem like a backward reference, but in reality allowing men first can not only be socially taboo, but down right illegal… and not in the way you think. In the small city if Dyersburg, Tenn., it is illegal for the woman to call a man for a date. This makes the men first theory prevalent for many illegal sex acts that end up happening from talking on the phone. This is one of the only places in the U.S. where it is not only a normal thing, but legally required.
Bedroom Play Toys
In the entire state of Alabama it is illegal to purchase or buy bedroom play toys, including vibrators, sex machines, dolls, or any type of play toys that can aid in the pleasure of sex. Many in Alabama feel that this law is interjecting in their private sex acts and clearly goes to far to control the lives of those residing in the U.S.
Clowning around here can get you more than a mad father, more like incarcerated! In Massachusetts it falls under illegal sex acts for a rodeo clown to be caught clowning around with his girl while the horses are still out of the stable. One of the strangest things to consider when thinking about this law is this: there wouldn’t be a law if there hadn’t been a problem! At some point, a person probably died by being kicked or stepped on by a horse, and to avoid this the whole “clowning around thing” it had to come to an official end. With the death factor that can be involved, it can be one of the most dangerous sex acts that exist in the U.S.
It could be unimaginable how anyone could live in a state that would make this position illegal, but then again, this isn’t the doggy-style that I mean. While it is one of the grossest sex acts, having sex with furry friends is totally legal in Utah, as long as you’re not doing it for money! While doggy-style can be one of the best positions for adult men and women, it can be one of the worst paying jobs in the pornography business in Utah, or anywhere in the U.S. Animal love may have a huge internet draw, but actually making it in Utah to sell will get you anything but a pay-day.